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True Tales: Beans Beans the musical fruit by zombiecarter
True Tales: Beans Beans the musical fruit

Eleven years of marriage I have managed to not rip one off in front of my wife. And at no small gastro-intestinal cost I’ll have you know. It was the end of an era, and I shall always pay the price for my weakness. My wife of course finds my odd reticence to “pass wind” in front of her or anyone else to be yet another one of my odd quarks. An oddity that she cannot abide. Damn it.

Can I share something with you? We’re friends right? Right? I do not find toilet humor very funny. I just don’t. Never have, in fact I find most bodily functions horrifying in the extreme. I find all the normal functions of the human body have horribly repellent smells and it nauseates me. It doesn’t make me laugh.

This squishy smelly husk that my withered black soul currently inhabits is a Devil’s factory of horrible smells and secretions the likes of which would drive H.P. Lovecraft mad. Every day I am greeted by fresh horror as my disgusting and vile body betrays me with each awful metabolic action it takes.

I look forward to the day far in the future when I can replace the flesh, which is weak, with steal, which is strong. Sadly for the moment I am unable to live my dream of becoming a multi-tonne death dealing cyborg and must continue to inhabit this gross pile of man flesh. This farting pooping pile of man flesh.


For the record that last panel is entirely accurate. I immediately ran outside and screamed to the heavens my rage. ….My neighbors think I’m weird.



United States
Writer and illustrator for www.THEZOMBIENATION.COM

Stalkers, pay attention! This is the good stuff:
I live in the inky black depths of Utah, a blasted wasteland where the living envy the dead.

Naturally I have 32 wives, more children than Anjelina Jolie could adopt in a hundred lifetimes (good crap, I’m virile), and my home is lovingly referred to as the “compound.”

Currently I'm on several government watch lists, but I'm always looking for more.

As you can probably tell I have a complete and total inability to take anything seriously. Sadly that's never going to change.

I started as a way to keep me drawing and failing that as a master plan to take over the world crushing lesser men beneath my booted heal so that I may take their women and throw salt on their graves so that nothing will ever grow their again… also I like puppies.

Current Residence: Utah (The blasted waste land where the living envy the dead)
Favourite style of art: Fantasy/scifi/horror
Operating System: This matters? To who?
Favourite cartoon character: Invader Zim
Personal Quote: This can only end in tears
To date I have received three Llama badges.... What the crap do I do with those?

Perhaps I should start a Llama badge farm?

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OcioProduction Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Good work, so much fun!!
zombiecarter Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014
Thank you.  :)
Hollowcyclone Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Student Artisan Crafter
Hey could you over my ideas for a zombie? Please tell me if it needs anything else added to it. 
kozispoon Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014  Student General Artist
So glad I stumbled across your profile. LOVE your comics! :la: You have such a great sense of humor that comes across, I found myself rushing to read the next one. You have a really great handle on delivering punchlines and making sure your art matches. So glad you're submitting these and hope for more!
zombiecarter Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014
Thank you.  I'm flattered.  I'll happily keep posting.
rredenvous Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Maaaan you'r zombies are awesome didn't knew you were a zombie lover. Very awesome gallery! I love it like, fo real!
zombiecarter Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013
Thanks, I've been doing a zombie webcomic for a few years now. You can check out the whole comic here.[link]
Thanks for the kind words.
0Some-weirdGuy0 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013  Student Artist
I too would like to express my appreciation of your zombie art works. Nice job, you did really well on all of them.
zombiecarter Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013
Thanks, I appreciate that. :)
celaoxxx Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Professional Filmographer
thanx a lot good friend
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